'Previously on the Island'

This blog incorporates scenes from the TV series - LOST, with added characters.

A group of passengers on the Oceanic Flight 815 from LA to Sydney crashed on ‘The Island’, and are lost. There were 48 survivors.

8 of the survivors finally left the island, after much calamity and death. Some chose to stay back.

These 8 people were now settling back into their normal lives when a guy named Jeremy Bentham turns up tells each of them that they had to go back to the island. Most of them return to the island.

Crashing once again on the island in the year 1970 and settling in for a couple of weeks, the returning survivors [except Aaron] were having dinner at Sawyer and Juliette’s house.

“Why did you all come back to the Island? Everything was going smoothly until you guys turned up, now the head quarters of the Dharma Initiative suspect something” Sawyer said frustratingly changing the mood of the evening.

“We wanted to visit and see how you guys were” Kate smiled and shrugged casually.

“Really”? Sawyer said sarcastically.

“Look, we thought you needed saving” Hurley butted in.

“Well if we needed saving we would’ve obviously face-booked you and said so.” Sawyer responded.

“You have internet here? Can I use your computer please; I just need to update my status.” Hurley answered back cheekily, which only added to Sawyers anger, causing everyone at the dinner table to start yelling at each other.

At that same time The Island had one of those “Flash Forward” moments....

“So, your challenge for today is to.....HOLY HECK!!” Ryan Seacrest yelled in amazement and shock.

The group still yelling at each other paused and looked around to find celebrities standing around them stunned at their sudden appearance.

“Ugh, what year are we in?” Jack asked, still holding his fork and knife acting like what had just happened was normal.

“Oh My Gosh, It’s the cast from LOST” Lady Gaga shouted running to greet the unexpected group.

“What is this? What are you guys doing here? HOW did you get on the Island?” Sawyer asked bewilderingly.

“Did you guys just have one of your ‘flash forward’ moments? Well,”

Ryan continued without letting anyone answer his question

“We’re in the year 2015 guys, and what we have here is Celebrity Survivor in which I’m hosting. There are 8 remaining celebrities who consist of Lady Gaga, who you’ve just met, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, Hayley Williams from Paramore, Matthew Tuck from the band Bullet for My Valentine, Orlando Bloom, Dane Rumble from New Zealand, and S N double O P D O double G.” Ryan said with a big grin on his face walking towards the group to greet them.

“You still haven’t answered my question, how did you get on the Island?” Sawyer demanded.

“Gees Sawyer, take a chill pill” Snoop Dogg butted in. “Why don’t you just calm down g. We got here by plane obviously. And no, we didn’t ‘crash’ here like you idiots did. Our helicopter's right there, pointing in the direction where it was parked.

“Scientists have said that the island won’t have any more of those flash forward moments, because ‘the others’ have been exterminated off the island” Orlando said. “But now that you guys just had one... we need to get off the island ASAP.”

So Ryan, the Pilot and the celebrities all rushed to the helicopter. “What about us?” Sun and Kate asked running behind them.

“What about you? You guys wanted to come back to the island didn’t you? Now, if you will excuse us, we have to get off this island, maybe we’ll even catch this vey episode!” Ryan said hurrying the celebrities into the helicopter.

Suddenly the ‘smoke monster’ appeared and tore the helicopter apart and then vanished into thin air; this incident killed Orlando, Hayley, Lady Gaga and Snoop Dogg. The rest survived, some were badly injured.

“Sweet Niblets, now I’m going to die!” Miley said falling on the sand.

The group ran towards the scene and took care of the celebrities’ wounds.

Bandaging up Miley’s cut; Sayid asks Miley if she would let his daughter attend one of her Parties in the U.S.A one day.

After burying the bodies of those that died, everyone had to find a Dharma Initiative Station so that they could communicate to the outside world and be saved.

So onward they went to find a station, Beyonce stopped for a minute, Dane Rumble asking why she stopped.

“It’s the Climb.” She said looking up at a big mountain they were going to have to hike over.

“I can almost see it…”

Dane Rumble, joining in with saying aloud the lyrics to Miley Cyrus’ song – The Climb.

“What, that dream You’re dreaming?” Snoop Dogg following on.

“We found it” Frank yelled out. So they opened the hatch and went down one by one. Jack, without wasting anytime picked the phone up and called 911 whilst everyone else sat down.

“Hey, was sup Wilson?” Said Snoop witha  grin on his face.

“Who are you talking to dude?” Hurley asked Snoop Dogg then turning to a soccer ball with a face drawn on it.

“Great, we’ll be off the Island in no time” Jack said happily.

Everyone was now happy about the good news and everyone started cheering. But to their dismay, the ‘smoke monster’ had come back for more humans...